Dirty Jokes

Joke: How does Jackie Chan masturbate?

Joke: Did you hear about the leper that had trouble masturbating?

Joke: I know a black guy that is dating a white chick that swears he has never eaten a cracker.

Joke: A grandpa sees his grandson has a condom in his wallet and asks him "What's that?"

The grandson embarrassed, replies "They keep your cigarettes dry in the rain."

The following day the grandpa sees a man buying condoms and cigarettes at a gas station and tries to start a conversation "I bet your gonna put a long camel in those."

Joke: A military captain approaches a prostitute and asks her, "Would you enjoy my company for $100?"

She replies, "Of course, a handsome military man like you."

The captain turns around, "COMPANY! FORWARD!"