Dirty Jokes

Joke: An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor. Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, "If you put a little rubber cap on the end of your cane, you wouldn't fall like that. The old man looked up and replied, "If your daddy had done the same, I would have a place to sit on this stupid bus.

Joke: Johnny asked his mom how to deal with a girl at school who liked him a lot. His mom told him to find out how she really feels. Johnny asked how to do this and his mom told him to beat around the bush. Johnny then said, "what, just like you and dad do??"

Joke: What happens when a bulldog and a shih-tzu have a puppy?

Joke: What race is the number one at getting horny all the time

Joke: Nena: Grandma, we played high jump & tumbling at school. Grandma: What? How many times do I have to tell you not to play that kind of game because your schoolmates will see your underwear. Nena: Oh don't worry Grandma, because this time I already took off my panties and put in in my bag ..