Dirty Jokes

Joke: What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Joke: Mother's day is for moms and father's day for dads, but what do single guys get?

Joke: A lady cop pulls over an old man and his wife. She asks the man for his license and registration. He asks his wife, "What did she say?"

His wife replies, "She asked for your license and registration dear." He hands the officer what she asked for.

The police woman then says, "Oh you're from New York? I used to have a lover from New York. But he was a terrible lover."

The man asks his wife, "What did she say?"

His wife replies, "She thinks she used to know you."

Joke: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

Joke: Why is sex with a hipster so boring?