Clean Jokes

Joke: If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice?

Joke: Two men were walking through a forest and spotted an aggressive looking bear. The first man took his running shoes out of his backpack and started to put them on. The second man said "You really think you can outrun that bear?"

The first man replied "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."

Joke: What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Joke: When does a gnat have its best ideas?

Joke: What do you call somebody who sees an Apple store getting robbed?