Clean Jokes

Joke: Why are teachers and trains always at odds?

Joke: How does the moon cut his hair?

Joke: Why is solar energy so slow to catch on?

Joke: A preacher is coming to the end of his sermon and he tells the congregation, "In preparation for next week's sermon, everybody read Leviticus chapter 28."

Next week when everybody comes in the preacher follows up, "Now who read Leviticus chapter 28?" Almost everybody raises their hands. The preacher says, "Okay, good. There is no Leviticus chapter 28. I'd like to begin my sermon on lying."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting c-
Mooooo!