Clean Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!!!

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who created little figurines of Jesus?

Joke: What do you call a bear without an ear?

Joke: Why did the badger cross the road?

Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"

He throws it up again, "Strike two!"

He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"

He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"