Clean Jokes

Joke: Why did the man sleep in and miss the funeral?

Joke: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine?

Joke: A teacher is announcing her classes next speaker for career day, who happens to be a butcher. She says "He has chicken wings, pigs cheeks, and chicken breast."

One of the students blurts out "He must be really funny looking."

Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?

Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."