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Joke: What two words can open doors for you for the rest of your life?


Punch line: Push and pull.


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Joke: What’s Forrest Gump's password?


Punch line: 1forrest1


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Joke: A boss was complaining in a staff meeting one day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"


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Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?


Punch line: He drank coffee before it was cool.


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Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?


Punch line: She had Tweeted five times how great it was going.


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