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Joke: What’s Forrest Gump's password?


Punch line: 1forrest1


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Joke: A boss was complaining in a staff meeting one day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"


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Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?


Punch line: He drank coffee before it was cool.


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Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?


Punch line: She had Tweeted five times how great it was going.


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Joke: A man's boat is going down in German waters. He radios for help. On the other end he hears, "Vat is vrong?!"

The man replies, "I'm sinking! I'm sinking!"

The radio shouts back, "Okay! Vat are you sinking about?"


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