Clean Jokes

Joke: How do you blind a blonde woman?

Joke: What do you call competing podiatrists?

Joke: Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him "Nico. I'm sorry but you're going to have to arrest your mother."

Nico starts to reply "Chief-" but is interrupted by his chief.

"Nico, I know it's hard, but it's part of the job."

Nico pauses and replies "Sir, I was just going to ask for backup."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's There?
Bumblebee
Bumblebee Who?
Bumblebee cold if you don't pull your pants up!

Joke: Why is the sky covered with clouds when it is storming?