Clean Jokes

Joke: What do you call competing podiatrists?

Joke: How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who spent 5 years trying to find a limo driver who would take his cat around the town?