Clean Jokes

Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?

Joke: What do you call a cow that has no legs?

Joke: Why is the sky covered with clouds when it is storming?

Joke: *Man rubs a genie's lamp*
Genie: I am a genie, I will grant any one wish you wish.
Man: Okay. I want infinite wishes!
Genie: Come on, you know the rules. You can't do that.
Man: Okay. Could you make it so I understand women?
Genie: Infinite wishes it is!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow.
Interrupting dyslexic c-
Omo!