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Joke: The preacher at a church is giving a sermon about marriage and how sacred it is. He asks for a volunteer who has been married happily for 50 years. An older man stands and says he is just approaching his 50th anniversary.
The priest asks him how he has managed to stay happy for so long. The man replies, "I do everything I can to keep her happy. But most importantly, I took her to Rome for our 25th anniversary."
The priest replies, "That's great! What do you guys plan on doing on your 50th?"
The man says, "I'm probably going to bring her back."
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Joke: What did the sports announcer get for Christmas?
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Joke: A man comes home to his blonde wife crying violently. When he asks her what's wrong she replies "I've been working on this puzzle all day, but I can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."
Her husband grabs her hand gently and replies "Honey, put away the box of frosted flakes."
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Joke: John, Phil, and Tyler are driving down a highway and their car breaks down. It's a three hour walk to the gas station. They plan to carry their gas tank there and bring it back full. For the first hour John will tell a happy story, for the next hour Phil will tell a sad story, and for the last hour Tyler will tell a scary story.
After two hours of walking it is Tyler's turn and he says "Okay guys... I forgot the money."
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