6 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a river. One yells to the other, "How did you get to the other side!"
The other blonde replies "Don't ask me, you're the one on the other side."
5 ratings
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Joke: You know what makes me smile?
5 ratings
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Joke: How does a farmer address a turkey problem?
23 ratings
3 saves
Joke: A man named Tom meets a man named Clark at a party on the 30th floor of a building. They get to talking and Clark tells Tom that the wind is just right so that if you jump out the window you will circle the building and fly right back in. Tom naturally doesn't believe him. Clark proves it by jumping out the window a few times and coming right back in. Finally Tom believes him and he jumps out of the window breaking every bone in his body.
Clark's girlfriend Lois turns to him and says "You can be a real jerk when you're drunk superman."
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Joke: John asked his friend, "How's everything?"
His friend replied, "I'm just happy to be breathing."
John said, "You should have bigger aspirations bro."
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