Clean Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I scream.
I scream who?
What are you? An angry owl?

Joke: A man comes home to his blonde wife crying violently. When he asks her what's wrong she replies "I've been working on this puzzle all day, but I can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."

Her husband grabs her hand gently and replies "Honey, put away the box of frosted flakes."

Joke: What celebrity is great at creating probate documents?

Joke: Why are protons more religious than photons?