Clean Jokes

Joke: I sold my vacuum the other day.

Joke: The mother becomes a mother in law. The father becomes a father in law. The sister becomes a sister in law. The daughter becomes a daughter in law. The son becomes a son in law. What does the wife become???????

Joke: How many of your younger siblings does it take to get chores done?

Joke: Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Joke: Why do elephants have trunks?