29 ratings
3 saves
By annie
Joke: A little old man told his wife, "I have to go to my doctor's appointment now. I'll see you later."
After he left, his wife sat down on the couch and watched television. A news report came on that someone was driving down the interstate highway in the wrong direction. Knowing that that was the route he would be on, she called to warn him, "Honey, there's a car going in the wrong direction!"
The husband replied, "They're all going in the wrong direction!"
5 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Why don't people eat clocks?
8 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
9 ratings
0 saves
By Riddle
Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
10 ratings
1 saves
By Kana
Joke: The captain of a cruise ship has a parrot. Him and his parrot go to the magic show on board every night. and every night the parrot calls the magician out on his trickery , "It's up his sleeve!", "There is a hole in his hat!", "There's a fake bottom!"
So finely one day the magician gets so fed up with the parrot he pulls out a gun, shoots at the bird, misses the bird and hits the boiler. This causes the ship to blow up into bits.
The magician grabs onto a piece of floating wood and the parrot lands on his shoulder. The parrot looks at him and says, "I give up, where's the boat?"
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