Clean Jokes

Joke: A man is with his wife on his deathbed. He leans towards her, "Honey, I have one last wish. After I die, marry Joe."

She replies, "I thought you hated Joe?"

He looks her deeply in the eyes and with his last breath says, "I do."

Joke: Why are the schools in Death Valley the lowest in the nation?

Joke: a begger was on road saying .Please help a dumb poor.Credit cards accepted

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pete's a great guy! You should meet him.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!