Clean Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Joke: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

Joke: A kid was in the hospital because he ate six plastic horses. The doctor described his condition as stable.

Joke: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Joke: How do you get rid of an itch at home?