Clean Jokes

Joke: A man and a woman is out and skate, when suddently a terrible accident happens the women falls down. The man looks shoocked and says: what happened to your hands? Her : nothing im fine. Him: pew thank God for a minute there i thought you broke our dishwasher.

Joke: How do you know if a road worker is stealing from work?

Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?

Joke: What's green, fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree?

Joke: Two peanuts were walking through Central Park. One was assaulted!