Clean Jokes

Joke: What is faster than Egypt ?

Joke: tom goes to a hotel , he asks the waiter for a mouse to eat , and the waiter brings him a computer mouse

Joke: Three guys walk into a bar. U think the last two would of ducked!

Joke: Simba was walking to slow so I asked him to

Joke: Once upon a time, there were two boys named "trouble" and "none of your business". one day, they were playing hide and seek. trouble hid and none of your business seeked. a policeman came by and asked "what is your name?" to none of you business. he answered "none of your business". the police got angry and said "are you looking for trouble!?" none of your buisiness replied "Yes I sure am!"