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Joke: A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his ear and a banana in his nose. He asks, "What's wrong doc?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating right."


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Joke: How does a horse greet the pigs that live next to him?


Punch line: Howdy neigh-boars!


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Joke: A little girl asked her grandpa to make a frog noise. He asked, "Why?"

She replied, "Dad says were going to Disneyland when you croak!"


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Joke: Have you heard about joanke?


Punch line: It's an inside joke. Jo-an-ke.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book! Stop watching TV.


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