45 ratings
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Joke: Two chemists walk into a bar and the first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "I'll have some water too. Why'd you say 'H2O'? We aren't at work."
The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.
13 ratings
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Joke: How do you know when a train has just come through?
8 ratings
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Joke: Why did the man get a new car for his wife?
17 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat!
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you!
(Line from 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift)
11 ratings
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Joke: A man with a dog walks into a bank that has a sign reading "No dogs." A security guard walks up to him and asks "Did you read the sign? No dogs."
The man replies "I know. Someone should fix that. It should say one dog."
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