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Joke: Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, and their pilot are flying aboard Air Force 1 over the United States.
Barack: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out of the window and make someone very happy."
Michelle: "Well, I could throw throw ten hundred dollar bills out of the window and make ten people happy."
Joe: "Why don't you jump out Barack, and make me very happy?"
Pilot: "Why don't you all jump out and make 300 million people happy?"
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Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."
The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"
"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"
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Joke: What is brown and sticky?
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Joke: A blonde woman walks into a library and walks up to the librarian. She tells her "I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."
The librarian, slightly annoyed, tells her "Honey, this is a library. Not a McDonald's."
The blonde, extremely embarrassed, whispers "I'm sorry. I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."
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By Riddle
Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
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