Clean Jokes

Joke: A gymnast walks into a bar... She gets deducted 5 points.

Joke: What's the best way to choose a mattress?

Joke: What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Joke: How big is the average fence?

Joke: A man and his girlfriend are discussing their relationship. She thinks he is too immature. He asks her, "If I'm immature, then how do I have so much butfore?"

She asks, "What's a butfore?"

"Pooping silly...."