Clean Jokes

Joke: A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him "How do you keep your rabbits so strong?"

The man replies, "It's no secret." He pulls out a bottle of shampoo and says, "Keeps your hares strong!"

Joke: How do you make tissues dance?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
America!
America who?
Just kidding, freedom rings!

Joke: What is a polar bear's favorite food?

Joke: When can't your pencil write a check?