Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.

Joke: Chuck Norris died once. But he ate some soup and got over it.

Joke: Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France backwards... He wanted to see what second place looked like.

Joke: Scientists finally figured out why the universe is expanding... It is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.