Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a window and only break one side.

Joke: Chuck Norris drove across the country in a car without gas... Or an engine.

Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.

Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.