Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"


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Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?


Punch line: OMg!


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Joke: What did the proton say to the other proton?


Punch line: I find you repulsive.


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Joke: What do you call a secret agent compound?


Punch line: Bond, Ionic bond. Taken, not shared.


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Joke: What's Batman's favorite element?


Punch line: Sodium! Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Batman!


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