Blonde Jokes

 

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Joke: Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop when a bus pulls up. The first blonde leans into the bus and asks "Will this bus take me to 1st Avenue?"

The bus driver tells her no. The second blonde leans in and whispers "What about me?"


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Joke: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair a different color?


Punch line: Artificial intelligence.


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Joke: How do you blind a blonde woman?


Punch line: Put a windshield in front of her.


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Joke: What do you call a blonde on a college campus?


Punch line: A visitor.


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Joke: A blonde woman has lived in Russia for many years. One day a government official comes to her and tells her, "Miss, quite a while back there was an error by a surveyor. You actually live in Ukraine."

The blonde replies, "Thank god! I don't think I could make it through one more Russian winter."


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