About: I'm just a kid at heart
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Question: 1. There are 500 bricks on a plane, throw one out and how many do you have left? 2. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in the fridge? 3. 4 steps to putting a warthog in the fridge? 4. Its the Lion King's birthday and all of the animals are there except for one, which one was it? 5. How can an old lady cross a river full of crocodiles? 6. In the end, the old lady still died. Why?
Answer: 1. 499 2. Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door. 3. Open the door, take the elephant out, put the warthog in, close the door. 4. The warthog because its still in the fridge. 5. She can just cross it normally because all of the crocodiles are at the lion king's birthday party. 6. She was hit by the 500th brick.
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Joke: Kanye west is in his kanye nest, having himself a Kayne rest, he needs to be his kanye best to do good in the kanye quest. He will be put to the kanye test, in hopes to retrieve the kanye chest that is distinctly marked with the Kayne crest. He shall return to the kanye nest, and have himself a Kayne fest. Where he will welcome many Kayne guests, but first he must rid of the kayne pests before he can put on his kanye vest and dance with such kanye zest.
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