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Question: You are in a random restaurant, and the lights suddenly switched off, and everyone was killed. The manager said "I was sleeping in my office." The waiter said "I was waiting for the food in the kitchen" The chef said "I was cooking food." The Janitor said "I was cleaning around that corner" Who killed the people and why?
Answer: The Janitor, because there are no corners a-round the restaurant.
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Question: There are 3 apples. You take 2 of them. How many do you have?
Answer: YOU have 2 apples. The apples YOU took away.
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Question: An electric train goes from north to south. The wind blows from south to north. Which direction is the steam going?
Answer: The train is an electric train, there is no steam.
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