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What am i (medium)

Question: There is a green house, inside the green house there is a white house, inside the white house there is a red house and in side the red house there a lots of tiny babies...What am i? im not anything...weird...ok?

What am i (medium)

Question: I always murmur but never talk, i always run but never walk, and I have a bed but I don't sleep. What am I?

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Question: there is a green house. Inside of the green house, there is a white house. inside of the white house there is a red house. inside of the red house there are lots of tiny babies. what am I?

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Joke: On top of the Chrysler building, there is a bar. there were 2 guys and the bartender there. The first guy said to the 2nd guy "Did you know that if you jump out of this window then by the time you get to the 11th floor the wind will throw you back in the room through the window and you can just take the elevator back up" Guy no:2 said "That is impossible" So guy no: 1 took guy no: 2 to the window then jumped out the window he got to floor number 15 then 14 then 13 then 12...when he got to floor 11 the wind swooped him around the building and he went back into the building. he took the elevator back up to the top floor "See it's true" he said to Guy no:2 "I just saw it with my own 2 eyes but i still dont believe it" So guy no: 1 took guy no: 2 to the window then jumped out the window he got to floor number 15 then 14 then 13 then 12...when he got to floor 11 the wind swooped him around the building and he went back into the building. he took the elevator back up to the top floor. "Ok ive seen it happen twice now so i think ill try it" Guy no: 2 said so he jumped out the window. he got to floor 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, then SPLAT! The bartender then said "You know SUPERMAN...you can be real mean when your drunk"


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