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Question: A woman was reading in the basement when her husband, thinking the basement was empty, turned off the light. The woman continued reading. There were no lamps or flashlights and the light her husband turned off didn't come back on. How was the woman able to read?
Answer: The woman was blind and was reading Braille.
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Question: A father has to go to jail and the mother is forced to sell her hotel. Why is the daughter happy?
Answer: They were playing Monopoly.
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Question: A man who couldn't speak went into a store to buy a toothbrush. He pretended to brush his teeth with his finger to tell the cashier what he wanted. The cashier understood and the man went home with the toothbrush. Then, a blind man came into the store wanting to buy sunglasses. How could he tell the cashier he wanted sunglasses?
Answer: He is blind, not non-speaking. He can simply say he wants sunglasses.
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Question: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to him, "If I write your exact weight on this paper, then you give me $50, but if i cannot, I'll pay you $50." The boy agreed, figuring he would just say he weighed more or less than anything the man wrote. In the end, the boy owed the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer: He did exactly what he said he would do- he wrote 'your exact weight' on the paper.
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Question: What does this code mean?: YY U R YY U B I C U R YY 4 ME
Answer: Two wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are two wise for me.
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Question: The police called a man and told him to come to the crime scene where his wife was found dead. When he arrived, he was arrested and charged for murder. How did the police know?
Answer: The police didn't tell the man where the crime scene was, they only told him to go there.
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Question: A man wanted to enter and exclusive club, but did not know the password to get in. He waited by the door and listened. The doorman said "Twelve" and the other man said "Six" and was let in. A second member came up and the doorman said "Six" to which the member replied "Three" and was let in. The man went up and the doorman said to him "Ten" the doorman said "Five" but was not let in. Why?
Answer: The answer is the number of letters in the first number. Twelve=6 Six=3 Ten=3
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Question: The blue man lives in the blue house, the green man lives in the green house, and the pink woman lives in the pink house. Who lives in the white house.
Answer: The President.
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Question: A one story house has pink chairs, pink tables, pink walls, and pink lamps. What color are the stairs.
Answer: There aren't any stairs- it's a one story house.
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Question: A man was found dead on a Sunday. There were 4 suspects: the wife, the gardener, the maid, and the cook. The wife said she was sleeping, the cook said she was making breakfast, the gardener said he was cutting weeds and the maid said she was getting the mail. Who killed the man?
Answer: The maid. There's no mail on Sundays!
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