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Joke: My mum played it and this is what happens First :my mum thought a creeper was a salarie stick Second: my mum thought a slime was a giant booger Third : my mum though the zombie was Justin Bieber´╗┐


Punch line: Mum's cant play video games


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Joke: A boy is at school. The teacher asks him: Whats the first 4 letters of the alphabet. He says: I dunno. He goes home and asks his mum (who is on the phone) Mum, whats the first letter of the alphabet. She says SHUDDUP! He says to his dad: Dad, whats the second letter of the alphabet. He is playing darts, and shouts : One hundred and 80! He goes to his little bro, who is dressing up and says: Tim, whats the 3rd letter of the alphabet? He says : SUPERMAN! He goes to his sister who is playing BARBIE(r) and says : Lola, whats the 4th letter of the alphabet? She says : Driving in my little red car, beep beep. He goes to school. The teacher says : So, Mark. whats the first letter of the alphabet?" "SHUDDUP!" "How many detentions do I have to give you young man?" "One hundred and 80!" "Who do you think you are?" "SUPERMAN" "How do you think you will get away with this?" Driving in my little red car, beep beep!"


Punch line: LOL


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Joke: There was an English man, and Irish man and a German man on a plane. There is too much cabin pressure, so the captain comes up to the English man and says: YOU, DROP AN ITEM. He chose a stone. There is still too much cabin pressure, so he parachutes out. When he lands, a man is crying. He asks the man what is wrong. The man says : WELL, I WAS OUT HERE POLISHING MY JAG, AND THIS STONE CAME FROM THE SKY AND DENTED THE BONNET.Back up on the plane, the Irish man drops an item. He drops a knife. He too has to parachute out. When he lands, a woman is crying. The woman tells him : I WAS OUT HERE GARDENING, AND THIS KNIFE FELL FROM THE SKY AND CUT MY PRIZE MELON IN HALF. Back up on the plane, the German drops an item. He drops a bomb. He too parachutes to the ground, but to the sound of utter laughter. He says : WHATS SO FUNNY?. man says : I WAS OUT HERE GARDENING, I FARTED AND NEXT DOORS HOUSE BLEW UP!


Punch line: LOL


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