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Question: I have a foot on either side of me and one in the middle.
What am I?
Answer: A yardstick!
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Question: There is a round house. 3 people are in it (not including the children) The owner of the house was looking for his children. He asked the chef, "Did you see my children?" The chef said, "No. I was making food for myself." The owner asked the other person in the house, which was the maid. He said, "Did you see my children?" The maid said, "No. I was sweeping the floor in the long hallway." Who had the children?
Answer: The maid did. There was no long hallway, because it was a round house.
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Joke: Why don't ducks like to get mail?
Punch line: Because they already have bills. :)