About: I love HAMSTERS! I have a hamster, and her name is Cali. I am hoping to get a male hamster, because I never had one.
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Question: There were 30 cows in a baseball stadium in twenty ate chickens. How many didn't?
Answer: 2.
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Question: One day there was a man in a hospital bed, and there was a man sitting next to him. So, the doctor asked the man sitting next to the man in the hospital bed, he asked, who are you? The man said listen closely for I will only tell you this once. Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son. Who is this man?
Answer: His son!
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Joke: So, there were four people in a helicopter a pilot, a terrorist, a knife keeper, and a snake tamer. So the pilot shouts that the helicopter is overweight. So they will need to drop some supplies out of the helicopter. So the terrorist drops A box of bombs, so knife keeper drops a kit of knives, and the snake tamer drops a box of snakes. After they land, a woman is crying. So, the snake tamer asks the lady, why are you crying? The lady says, well I was holding my hamster to get some fresh air with her, and out of the sky a box of snakes fall, and land on my head. I get knocked out of balance and fall and i dropped my hamster and one of the snakes got to her and ate her. And then the knife keeper finds a man crying. The knife keeper asks the man, why are you crying? The man says, I was walking my dog and then a knife falls out of the sky and killed my dog. Then the terrorist find a little boy laughing. The terrorists asks, why are you laughing, when everything is going wrong?
Punch line: The little boy says well I was sitting out side of my house, when I farted, and the house behind me blows up!
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Joke: Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?
Punch line: I didn't know you could yodel!