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Question: A butcher named butch is 6 feet tall and has size 12 shoes.

What does he weigh?

Answer: Meat, he is a butcher.

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By William Shakespeare

Question: What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter?

Answer: The gravedigger, for his houses will last forever (he says until Doomsday).

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By MunsterDuo

Question: How much dirt is in a hole that has a radius of 33.2 meters and a height of 78.2 meters?

Answer: None. A hole doesn't have anything in it.

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Question: If you have two twins, three triplets and four quadruplets; how many people do you have?

Answer: 9. Two twins are 2 people, three triplets are 3 people, and four quadruplets are 4 people. 2 + 3 + 4 = 9.

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By IamTHEbest

Question: Would you rather enter a pool with a man eating shark, or a pool with ten electric eels?

Answer: If you do not wish to die, join the man in his feast. Notice the man is eating the shark, since there are no commas to make it "a man, eating shark" and there isn't a dash to make it "a man-eating shark".

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