Good Riddles

Question: he is a king who's good at measuring stuff.

Question: You walk down a path through the woods everyday. You always walk by one particular large rotting log which weighs over a ton. The next day you notice that there is another large log underneath the familiar one that you've never seen before. How did it get there?

Question: Why was the fat man happy?

Question: Why is the man standing in the sink?

Question: I live in water, but not in the same place. Sometimes it’s drinkable and other times it's not. I am either a hunter or gatherer. I am known for being gentle and easy, but I don’t live long. You will know me by my large eyes and goofy lips. People know me by my slimy body. I can be found in your house or out in the wild but never in between. I am friendly so I will likely be your friend in school. What am I?