Good Riddles

Question: I have heard of a something-or-other, growing in its nook, swelling and rising, pushing up its covering. Upon that boneless thing a cocky-minded young woman took a grip with her hands; with her apron a lord's daughter covered the tumescent thing.

What is it?

Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you answer the riddle?

Question: I give you a family of three:

One is sits down, and will never get up.
The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry.
The third goes away and will never return.

What are they?

Question: I have 13 arms, 10 legs, 2 head, and smell like burnt denim.

What am I?

Question: A king, queen, and two twins all lay in a large room.

How are there no adults in the room?