Hard Riddles and Answers

Question: I have heard of a something-or-other, growing in its nook, swelling and rising, pushing up its covering. Upon that boneless thing a cocky-minded young woman took a grip with her hands; with her apron a lord's daughter covered the tumescent thing.

What is it?

Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you answer the riddle?

Question: I give you a family of three:

One is sits down, and will never get up.
The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry.
The third goes away and will never return.

What are they?

Question: I have 13 arms, 10 legs, 2 head, and smell like burnt denim.

What am I?

Question: A king, queen, and two twins all lay in a large room.

How are there no adults in the room?

Question: Different lights make me strange,
for each one my size will change.

What am I?

Question: What always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Question: A king is on a cross-sea voyage and as soon as they get off of their boats he spots the most beautiful elephant he has ever seen. He decides to take it home, but first, he wants to know its weight.

The largest scale they brought only goes up to 50 pounds. The king demands that his smartest scholar must come up with a solution or pay the consequences. After several days he finally comes up with an answer.

Question: I give refuge to the blind and repeat everything they say.

What am I?

Question: You are walking down the road trying to find enlightenment when you come to a monk and a three-way fork in the road. The roads point North, East, and West. You can ask the monk one question. He will answer honestly yes, no, or just hum if he cannot answer the question.

What do you ask him to figure out the correct path?