Good Riddles

Question: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Question: I take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my flag.What am I?

Question: I'm round at the ends and high in the middle.What am I?

Question: What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?

Question: What do thief's get for stealing calendars?