Question: How can forty elephants have forty-fore heads?
Answer: All of the forty elephants have foreheads.
Question: I am the only organ that named myself.What am I?
Answer: The brain!
Question: When do you go at red, but stop at green?
Answer: When you are eating a watermelon!
Question: 100 feet in the air, yet its back is on the ground.
What is it?
Answer: A centipede on its back.
Question: I'm red, blue, purple and green.
No one can reach me, not even the queen.
What am I?
Answer: A rainbow.