Easy Riddles and Answers

Question: How much does the brick weigh if a brick weighs 1kg plus a half brick?

Question: a mans car gets stolen but all the windows are up and the doors are locked there is no holes or breaks in the car how does it get stolen?

Question: Anyone can dig a ditch, but it takes a real man to... finish the sentence.

Question: Skinny I am fast,
fat I am slow,
but I'll still delight you from your eyes to your nose.

What am I?

Question: I have more shoes than anybody,
but less feet than everyone.
I am met in the morning,
but departed in the night.
I may shake as if I'm angry,
but I won't bite.

What am I?