Easy Riddles and Answers

Question: What did the calculator say to the Math student?

Question: So a girl is scared of the dark, yet she always has the lights off in her room, why?

Question: When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is tomorrow?

Question: Which side of a cat has the most fur?

Question: After you go through a fall I will take over.All life will stall, or at least grow slower.What am I?