Easy Riddles and Answers

Question: What has a head yet it never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but can not walks, and has a bank but not a cent to its name?

Question: What do thief's get for stealing calendars?

Question: Who was buried in Grant's Tomb?

Question: A farmer has a ton of strange animals, but he has to sell one of them. He has a pig with two tails, a cow with two utters, a horse with two right hooves, and a chicken with only three toes on each foot.

To keep his livestock as weird as possible, what animal should he sell?

Question: What goes up, lets out a load, then goes back down?