Logic Riddles

Question: What person sees a funny action and hears a funny word but cannot laugh?

Question: Why did the soccer ball miss the goal?

Question: A man is walking through the woods when he sees a cabin. He walks up to it and enters. He sees two people, strapped to chairs, covered in blood, obviously dead. How did they die?

Question: How come the man didn't get pulled over when he was driving 110 mph?

Question: A man leaves his home, takes 3 lefts gets to home, but there is 2 men with black masks on them, who are these 2 men?