Funny Riddles

Question: What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Question: What do thief's get for stealing calendars?

Question: The more places I be, the less you can see.

What am I?

Question: A farmer has a ton of strange animals, but he has to sell one of them. He has a pig with two tails, a cow with two utters, a horse with two right hooves, and a chicken with only three toes on each foot.

To keep his livestock as weird as possible, what animal should he sell?

Question: I'm round at the ends and high in the middle.What am I?