Funny Riddles

Question: What is the difference between a dollar and a half and thirty five-cents?

Question: A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it but it didn't say a word. He tried to return the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied.

How can this be?

Question: Why can't the Tyrannosaurus rex clap?

Question: I'm written with two letters, said with one and seen with two.What am I?

Question: If you have three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what do you have?