Fun Riddles

Question: My name can have any letter of the alphabet, but I always have 2 X's.

What am I?

Question: The first is a sign of something good,
the second says whereto;
the third is vulgar and mean,
the fourth is bound by a ring;
the fifth is the noble one.
Together they all drum.

What are they?

Question: A Florida man is running down a hall with a piece of paper. The lights flicker and he falls to the ground in tears.

What happened?

Question: Two penguins are in a canoe, in the middle of the dessert, with paddles. They are rowing when the first penguin turns to the 2nd penguin & asks WHERE IS your paddle? The 2nd penguin responds, "yup sure does". Why did the 2nd penguin respond this way?

Question: What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?