Fun Riddles

Question: Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food.

Who did?

Question: A man is sitting in his cabin in Michigan. 3 hours later he gets out of his cabin in Texas. How is this possible?

Question: When I am released to the wind,
you look away and you pretend,
but away your friends I will send.

What am I?

Question: Why would a hair stylist rather cut the hair of two brunettes than one red head?

Question: Five pirates are parting ways after finding a treasure of 100 pieces of gold. The pirates decide to split it based on a vote. Each pirate, from oldest to youngest, gets to propose a plan on how to split the gold.

If at least 50 percent of the other remaining pirates agree on the plan, that is how they will split the gold. If less than 50 percent of the pirates agree, the pirate who came up with the plan will be thrown overboard. Each pirate is smart, greedy, and wants to throw as many others overboard as possible without reducing the amount of gold they get.

What plan can the first (oldest) pirate propose to live and get as much gold as possible?